Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. This is a Triwizard clue! Click here to enter, or just click the image below. - " --", . [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. A Black Comedy by nonjon. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. That's what fanfiction is about. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Didnt find what you were looking for? Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. What are they doing here? Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Viewed 411 times . [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. Hermione broke the hug. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. Work Search: Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. [44], So! [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Harry didnt want to react this way. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. . Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Write as much as you can. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. Munga. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. "Min ymmrrn kyll. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next . On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. Why should he feel bad about that? The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Strange, but consensual. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. Or even just one page. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Find moreerotic stories here. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. Like why he hates students so much. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. You've been stealing! [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. He hated it. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. The twins are confused and horny. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. Why would he? When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn.